Vinyl Scratch: I dunno, he seemed like a cool guy to me. next time, I'll eat all your cupcakes! Pinkie Pie: Please, no. Violinist: Ah told you! Ah told you I'd win! Next time, Pinkie. alright? Violinist: Yes, but I can never resist a challenge! Octavia: Uh. Octavia: Pinkie Pie: Who's up for a cupcake-eating contest?! Violinist: Octavia: A-are you. We met at Sugarcube Corner for a spot of tea, but. well, rather admired from afar, but hadn't had the chance to meet professionally. Like, one time, I hooked her up with this wicked-cool dude and she totally snubbed him! What's up with that? Octavia: Vinyl knows all of the really great musicians in town, and she introduced me to a violinist I. I mean, for instance, she's got real high standards. I mean, yeah, she can get kinda snooty now and then, but. Does that ever lead to, say, clashes between the two of you? Vinyl Scratch: What? Oh! Nah, nah, man, she's cool. How is this my life? Interviewer: It seems your roommate Octavia has very refined tastes. Vinyl Scratch: We crank that bass up to 11, it cleans off the dishes on a microscopic level! Yeah! Octavia: I was going to be first-chair cellist for the Royal Canterlot Symphony. She's great, right? A roommate who does the dishes. Time to get to my studies an Twilight Sparkle: Aah! Vinyl Scratch: Aw, yeah! Good morning, Ponyville! Interviewer: So, Octavia, what are your mornings usually like, living with a DJ? Octavia: I wake up every morning, I come downstairs, she's doing the dishes. Epic Wub Time: Musicians of Ponyville Twilight Sparkle: Ah, what a beautiful day. And now, we cream on this bitch! Pinkie Pie: Okay, now which one of ya s is gonna eat this beast?! Rarity: Which one of you fing pieces of sht called me a bitch?! Pinkie Pie: Next time, we eat Skrillex. You get one-month-free trial of all the cartoons you want, and we get cupcake money! Don't you fk this up for me! I need my cupcake money! Pinkie Pie: Done! And now, things get delicious. Rainbow Dash: Ugh! How am I gonna pay for all this?! Pinkie Pie: You like cartoons? We got cartoons. What up, egg beatah?! Vinyl Scratch: Let's spin this sht! Pinkie Pie: More Applejack Daniel's! Pinkie Pie: Now, time to bake these bitches. ![]() Applejack: What'd ya say? Pinkie Pie: Nothing. Pinkie Pie: Applejack beatin' those eggs like she beats Apple Bloom. Apple-J-D! Pinkie Pie: Time for the crust. But we ain't got no Chemical X! Instead, we got the good sh. ka, what up?! Pinkie Pie: Next level mushing apparatus.Next, we add the sugar, spice, and everything nice. We're about to go "pony-fabulous" on all these apples. if she didn't decide to pussy out! Call her up. Applejack: Beg your pardon? Epic Pie Time Pinkie Pie: Today, we have Applejack here. Rainbow Dash: About to get all "Sonic Rainboom" on these bitches! Pinkie Pie: Flowers! Rainbow! Friendships! Fkin' beautiful! Rainbow Dash: Pile on the frosting! More frosting! So! Much! Frosting! Gonna need another Winter Wrap-Up by the time this is done! Pinkie Pie: You're sitting at home crying like a little bitch, I'm here with these beautiful ponies. Now we add the rainbow juice! 's smart! Now to toast these bitches, got my home dragon Spike, about to get hotter than a rainbow! I know! Pinkie Pie: All these cupcakes look like blank flanks. More sugar! More sugar! Rainbow Dash: Uh, Pinkie Pie. yeah? Pinkie Pie: Just got back from Applejack's place, stole five bags of sugar. Whatcha know about sugar comas? Rainbow Dash: Uh. Got my magnum of rainbow juice, about to change the friendship game. Rainbow Dash: You know! Pinkie Pie: And today, we're gonna show you how to make crazy cup cakes! Call Twilight Sparkle.
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